We come in all sizes, Short, tall, fat, thin And whatever else The dictionary has To put us down Or make us feel great. For a very long time It's been a problem to women To be what a man wants And desires. A lot of women believe That all men want Are skinny, slim women With really long legs Reaching up to there. I know a lot of guys Who just love women With some extra padding Here and there. "Why?" of course you may wonder And the answer is really simple. Just imagine How it would be Holding a bag of bones? But then of course, There are those men Who are just so silly-dilly Not realizing how lucky they are To have a girl Who likes them as they are With bad habits and all And yet they have to tell The poor little girl, "Darling, wouldn't it be lovely if you were thinner or perhaps your breasts bigger?" Now, isn't it time We put all that aside And say, "Accept me as I am or just buzz off!"?